Jill Stein Losing to Dead Gorilla, "Deez Nuts" in Recent Poll

A new Texas polls shows that Green Party candidate Jill Stein is losing to a deceased gorilla and the popular Internet catch phrase "Deez Nuts" in a recent poll. The Texas poll, taken by the Democratic polling firm Public Policy Polling released their most recent poll:
Stein is only on the ballot for 29 states so far, but hopes to get onto the ballot for over 37. Her campaign says that her nationwide average is about 6 or 7 percent, with most other polls showing here around that range. It seems improbable she will get the 15% necessary to hit the first debate threshold, though her campaign remains optimistic she will be able to get into the subsequent debate.