A Youtube video of Jack Aiello's middle school graduation speech now has over 1.7 million views. He thanks teachers and administrators in the style of Donald Trump:
“Let me just tell you that Thomas has been such a great school, I mean, quite frankly, it’s been fantastic”
Obama speaks at length about gym class before introducing Secretary Clinton. In perhaps Aiello's best impression, Bernie Sanders makes an appearance to comment on the school's lunches, with an appeal to make them free:
Let me start with the lunches—They are delicious!
Things like pizza, and tacos and chips—you name it!
And some of the best cinnamon rolls I've ever tasted!
I do have one improvement for them though—
We need to make them free!
What we need is a cinnamon roll revolution!